Four More Years of Hell
Just kidding. I voted for the man. Congratulations Mr. Bush.
First thing on your agenda should be to put 20 million into researching wrinke free jeans. I have a bitch with them. Even when I pull them out of the dryer they're wrinkled. Ironing does no good, only temporarily gives me hope while they're on the ironing board. But once I put them on "SHOOOM" wrinkles. I have to wear the mofo's for 3 weeks straight before I don't look like the California Rasins.
The other option would be to fold my clothes.... but where's the fun in that?
I'm going to Cleveland this weekend. I'm not sure why. I just do what my girlfriend tells me to do. I'm sure it'll be fun.
And congratulations to Chicago. You're officially going to have the highest sales tax in the U.S. at a whopping 9% on retail and 10.25% at eateries. I'm fairly convinced that Daley is a King, not a Mayor. Future plans include a moat around the city and with the aid of Donald Trump, a 20 foot high, 8 foot thick wall and an emerald palace.
Delays are expected to be heavy on I-94 Inbound due to a drawbridge malfunction. Wizards are on their way to the scene to conjure up an "Open Sesame" spell.
I'm going to go buy a video game.
First thing on your agenda should be to put 20 million into researching wrinke free jeans. I have a bitch with them. Even when I pull them out of the dryer they're wrinkled. Ironing does no good, only temporarily gives me hope while they're on the ironing board. But once I put them on "SHOOOM" wrinkles. I have to wear the mofo's for 3 weeks straight before I don't look like the California Rasins.
The other option would be to fold my clothes.... but where's the fun in that?
I'm going to Cleveland this weekend. I'm not sure why. I just do what my girlfriend tells me to do. I'm sure it'll be fun.
And congratulations to Chicago. You're officially going to have the highest sales tax in the U.S. at a whopping 9% on retail and 10.25% at eateries. I'm fairly convinced that Daley is a King, not a Mayor. Future plans include a moat around the city and with the aid of Donald Trump, a 20 foot high, 8 foot thick wall and an emerald palace.
Delays are expected to be heavy on I-94 Inbound due to a drawbridge malfunction. Wizards are on their way to the scene to conjure up an "Open Sesame" spell.
I'm going to go buy a video game.
