Buzz Off
Ok. Today is Thursday. So far this week I have already had 20 cups of coffee, roughly 5 a day. That's insane. I am consistently drinking the juice from 7 in the morning until 3 in the afternoon. Why 3 o'clock? I don't know. I think the reason for this is because I am bored and it's a long walk to the coffee machine, thereby taking up a good 7 minutes of my day and getting a good caffine kick off of it. Any normal person would tell me that's hog-wash and that I am hooked on coffee like stink on shit. I disagree but if you deprive me of it, I'm going to hurt you...bad....real bad.
