If you rearrange the letters in "Internal Audit" you get "Learn Tin! U A Dit."

This who I was 6 weeks ago. I remember that day. It was pretty warm out. Not warm enough for shorts though. This is who I have become. Now science hasn't called me on this one yet, but I believe that working in Internal Audit does indeed mutate genes. After hours of reseach involving a petri dish and a bottle of Mountain Dew, I have come up with future results. If all goes well I should fully evolve (or devolve) into this by week 16. Fascinating, is it not?

Numero Uno

This is my first posting. I will make it as short and pointless as possible. Done.