WARNING TO ALL DIET COKE DRINKERS

Never slosh Diet Coke in your mouth.  It turns into some kind of "Super Fizz" and makes you spit it out all over your keyboard and screen while you're trying to post a blog that you just posted 5 minutes ago.

You'd think I'd learn from my mistakes, seeing as how I did the same thing two weeks ago.  Perhaps I'm just not ready for Diet Coke.  Or carbonation................Or the outside world.